Lawnchair Larry

The elite F1 cross of (Larry Face OG x Maximus) x Permanent Marker is a masterclass in modernizing classic California Kush genetics. Larry Face OG (typically a cross of Larry OG x Face Off OG) brings together two of the absolute heaviest, hardest-hitting pillars of the OG Kush family, famous for their crushing physical sedation and blinding lemon-fuel stench. By crossing this heavy Kush lineage with Maximus and hitting it with Permanent Marker (Biscotti x Jealousy x Sherb BX), you are creating a population that perfectly bridges old-school piney-lemon petrol with new-school ink, candy, and deep purple exotic appeal. 

 Expected Plant Traits & Morphology

This polyhybrid cross combines a highly vigorous, often lanky mother line with a stouter, more structurally cooperative father.

• Vigorous, Lateral Stretch: Expect a sharp 2x to 2.5x vertical stretch during the first three weeks of flower. Larry OG and Face Off OG pass down an aggressive upward drive. However, the Permanent Marker lineage will introduce thicker stalks and much better lateral branch strength than a standard "noodle-stemmed" OG.

• Chunky, "Kush-Mint" Bud Architecture: Flowers will form incredibly dense, rock-hard, rounded golf-ball clusters that tightly stack down the stems. The Permanent Marker father drastically bulks up the bud structure, eliminating any airy or loose bottom buds.

• The Velvet & Deep Violet Finish: While the mother lineage is traditionally bright lime green, the Permanent Marker father will heavily influence the aesthetics. Expect a massive percentage of the progeny to transition into striking deep purple, violet, and near-black sugar leaves by week 6.

• Greasy, Glandular Trichomes: The resin on this cross will be highly oily and volatile to the touch. Expect a massive blanket of wet trichomes that spill far onto the fan leaves, making this a top-tier candidate for both premium flower sales and hydrocarbon extractions.

• Flowering Time: This population will mature relatively uniformly, with most phenotypes finishing in 9 to 10 weeks (approx. 63–70 days).

 Potential Flavors & Terpene Profiles

This cross delivers an incredibly loud, complex, and high-contrast flavor profile that completely avoids traditional sweet fruit, leaning into a sharp, industrial-chemical territory.

• The Inhale (Astringent Lemon & Kerosene): The initial hit is bright, sharp, and highly acidic. Expect a dominant blast of acrid pine, household lemon cleaner, and raw kerosene fuel inherited from the Larry Face OG mother.

• The Exhale (Chemical Ink & Dark Cookie): On the exhale, the profile gets incredibly heavy and dark. The Permanent Marker father blankets the palate with notes of industrial marker ink, synthetic dye, and a rich, nutty, velvety biscotti dough finish.

• The Blend (The "Industrial Lemonade" Pheno): The absolute standout expressions will smell like a fresh, chemically sharp permanent marker dipped into a glass of sour lemon fuel. It is sharp, gassy, sour, and incredibly unique.