{"product_id":"lawnchair-larry","title":"Lawnchair Larry","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe elite F1 cross of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e(Larry Face OG x Maximus) x Permanent Marker\u003c\/strong\u003e is a masterclass in modernizing classic California Kush genetics. Larry Face OG (typically a cross of Larry OG x Face Off OG) brings together two of the absolute heaviest, hardest-hitting pillars of the OG Kush family, famous for their crushing physical sedation and blinding lemon-fuel stench. By crossing this heavy Kush lineage with Maximus and hitting it with Permanent Marker (Biscotti x Jealousy x Sherb BX), you are creating a population that perfectly bridges \u003cstrong\u003eold-school piney-lemon petrol with new-school ink, candy, and deep purple exotic appeal\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🌿\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🌿\" aria-label=\"🌿\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f33f\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eExpected Plant Traits \u0026amp; Morphology\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis polyhybrid cross combines a highly vigorous, often lanky mother line with a stouter, more structurally cooperative father.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVigorous, Lateral Stretch\u003c\/strong\u003e: Expect a sharp \u003cstrong\u003e2x to 2.5x vertical stretch\u003c\/strong\u003e during the first three weeks of flower. Larry OG and Face Off OG pass down an aggressive upward drive. However, the Permanent Marker lineage will introduce thicker stalks and much better lateral branch strength than a standard \"noodle-stemmed\" OG.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChunky, \"Kush-Mint\" Bud Architecture\u003c\/strong\u003e: Flowers will form incredibly dense, rock-hard, rounded golf-ball clusters that tightly stack down the stems. The Permanent Marker father drastically bulks up the bud structure, eliminating any airy or loose bottom buds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Velvet \u0026amp; Deep Violet Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e: While the mother lineage is traditionally bright lime green, the Permanent Marker father will heavily influence the aesthetics. Expect a massive percentage of the progeny to transition into \u003cstrong\u003estriking deep purple, violet, and near-black sugar leaves\u003c\/strong\u003e by week 6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreasy, Glandular Trichomes\u003c\/strong\u003e: The resin on this cross will be highly oily and volatile to the touch. Expect a massive blanket of wet trichomes that spill far onto the fan leaves, making this a top-tier candidate for both premium flower sales and hydrocarbon extractions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlowering Time\u003c\/strong\u003e: This population will mature relatively uniformly, with most phenotypes finishing in \u003cstrong\u003e9 to 10 weeks\u003c\/strong\u003e (approx. 63–70 days).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🖊️\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🖊️\" aria-label=\"🖊️\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f58a_fe0f\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePotential Flavors \u0026amp; Terpene Profiles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cross delivers an incredibly loud, complex, and high-contrast flavor profile that completely avoids traditional sweet fruit, leaning into a sharp, industrial-chemical territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Inhale (Astringent Lemon \u0026amp; Kerosene)\u003c\/strong\u003e: The initial hit is bright, sharp, and highly acidic. Expect a dominant blast of \u003cstrong\u003eacrid pine, household lemon cleaner, and raw kerosene fuel\u003c\/strong\u003e inherited from the Larry Face OG mother.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Exhale (Chemical Ink \u0026amp; Dark Cookie)\u003c\/strong\u003e: On the exhale, the profile gets incredibly heavy and dark. The Permanent Marker father blankets the palate with notes of \u003cstrong\u003eindustrial marker ink, synthetic dye, and a rich, nutty, velvety biscotti dough finish\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Blend (The \"Industrial Lemonade\" Pheno)\u003c\/strong\u003e: The absolute standout expressions will smell like \u003cstrong\u003ea fresh, chemically sharp permanent marker dipped into a glass of sour lemon fuel\u003c\/strong\u003e. It is sharp, gassy, sour, and incredibly unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"derbwerx","offers":[{"title":"6pk Feminized","offer_id":53501081190694,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12pk Feminized","offer_id":53501081223462,"sku":null,"price":98.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/2927\/2358\/files\/Lawnchair_Larry_-_Findley_Mtn_OG_x_Permanent_Marker_2.webp?v=1787003149","url":"https:\/\/shop.derbwerx.com\/products\/lawnchair-larry","provider":"derbwerx","version":"1.0","type":"link"}